Well I saw it on the telly
It was Channel 4 Tellin' me
Be careful in the kitchen
When you throw the chips in
Careful, Smoke is risin'
It's gonna, Be surprisin'
CHIP PAN FIRE!
CHIP PAN FIRE!
CHIP PAN BURN ME DOWN!
The smoke started rising quickly
I didn't know what came over me
I turned around
AND THREW THE WATER ON!
SPLATTERING OIL ON ME!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PAIN IT CAUSED ME!
CHIP PAN FIRE GOT ME!
THE CHIP PAN FIRE GOT ME!
THE CHIP PAN FIRE GOT ME!
THE CHIP PAN FIRE GOT ME!
(Yes, dispatch, we have a chip pan fire
at 37 Mordaunt Road, Inner Avenue.
Please respond immediately,
we have several females at the scene.
Please bring all rescue units...)
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